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Don't Panic. From The Guide to the Universe

11 May, 2012

The Guide to the Universe has this to say on the subject of...

The Guide to the Universe

The Guide to the Universe is a wholly remarkable wiki.

In fact, it is probably the most remarkable wiki to ever come out of the country of Great Britain.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable wiki, it is also a very successful one - more popular than The International Home Care Omnibus, more often viewed than 53 more Things to do in Normal Gravity, and more controversial than Collon Oolupid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where the Government went wrong, Some more of the Government's Greatest Mistakes, and What is this Government thing Anyway?
In many of the more relaxed civilisations in the northern hemisphere, the Guide to the Universe has already supplaned the great "Encyclopedia Brittanica" as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least widly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important aspects.
First, it is an online wiki, meaning people from all around the galaxy can view and learn from in at a moments notice; and secondly, it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large, friendly letters at the top of the title page.